Iflay F. Elrup, feel the fucking rel-pup
There's never been a man like me
Never been a man like this, see
Never been a man so crazy
but that's the cool in me

Now Leif Forgot Purple and Purple Forgot Leif
The dream was topped with syrup
to make a sticky weed
I paint your eyes and paint them pretty
What would you like to see?
A dream that's never ending?
A potent purple leif?
Pocus Hocus, the joke's in focus
I'm bragging about me

Now Purple Forgot Leif and Leif Forgot Purple
It heard all the ladies or more than a couple
But that's just bullshit because I don't ever buckle

Iflay F. Elrup, feel the fucking real-pup
There's never been a man like me

Leif Purple - vocals
Josh Spurling - bass, drums, keyboard
Jake Lawson - guitar

Recorded April 1998 - February 2007