Why don't you just sit right back and I may tell you
a tale? A tale of three little pigs and a big, bad wolf.

Well, the first little piggy, well he was kind of hickey.
Spent most of his days just a-dreaming of the city. Then
one day, he bought a guitar. He moved to Hollywood to
Become a star. Living on the farm, he knew nothing of
the city. Built his house out of straw. What a pity.
Then one day, he was jamming on some chords. Along came
the wolf a-knocking on his door.

"Little pig, little pig, let me in!"
"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin."
"Well, I'm huffing and puffing. I'll blow your house in!"

Well, the second little piggy, well he was kind of stokin'.
Spent most of his days just a-ganja smokin'. Hopping and
a-bopping down on Venice Beach. Getting paid money for
religious speech. He built his shelter from what he
garbage-picked. Mostly made up of old cans and sticks.
Then one day, he was cranking out Bob Marley. Along came
the wolf on his big, bad Harley.

Well, the third little piggy, the grade A student. His
daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent. Earned his Master's
degree from Harvard College. Built his house from his
architect knowledge. A tri-level mansion. Hollywood Hills.
Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills. Then one day,
came the old house smasher. The big bad wolf, the little
piggy slasher.

Well, the big, bad wolf, well he huffed and he puffed
all that he could. And lo and behold, the little piggy's
house stood. "It's made out of concrete," the little
piggy shouted. The wolf just frowned as he pouted. So
they called 9-11 like any piggy would. They sent out Rambo
just as fast as they could.

Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see and that's
the end of the story for you and me. But if you still
give a listen, you just may hear the big wolf and little
piggies say...

"Little pig, little pig, let me in!"
"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin."
"Well, I'm huffing and puffing. I'll blow your house in."

Josh Spurling - bass, guitar, drums, vocals

Recorded March 1995 - November 2003